Get In Touch With My Roots

In case you were wondering whether or not a head of lettuce has an email address,

I'm here to tell you that no, it doesn't.

However, I am not a head of lettuce, I am a developer.

Given the information above, you can contact me at:

realfancylettuce@gmail.com

420-0069

420 Lettuce Ln

Enter your information below:

I'll write back as soon as I'm able to type...

afterall I'm a head of lettuce...

and lettuce can't use a computer...

What were you thinking?